|By Ken Yeung from San Francisco, USA|
Flash Mob at the Driskill Hotel
What kind of yoga do you practice?
This was, I believe, a sincerely offered question, but I got to thinking (which is all the warning you're getting), "That sounds like something you'd offer in reply to something outrageous." You know, like,
What kind of yoga do YOU practice? (Bitch?)
Right? Doesn't it come off like someone's severely Not In The Mood and/or reaching for the pepper spray? As an alternative to my old standby ("What are you on, drugs?"), it bears merit.
I now want to gather a collection of innocuous phrases which, when uttered in a non-standard way, have the same impact. Play along with me? Toss something in the comments you think fits the criteria, wouldja? Pretty please? For me? I'll be your best friend?