Half the parenting, all the spooky.
While I did make quite a few goals/resolutions for 2014, I am so with you on these. Grumpy Cat made me laugh out loud.
Hahaha! Absolutely love these! New Year's tends to depress me, since I never understand how a year can fly by so fast, so these definitely fit my mindset. Thanks for the laugh! :)
I think that last one is a pretty fine resolution! Now I just need the drugs part.
2014 is getting off to a rough start again......ugh.
Glad y'all enjoyed!JoJo, I can relate. :-/
I really loved the Grumpy Cat one. He's hysterical!
The T-Rex one just made me laugh a little too hard. But the rest, well, I feel where they're coming from lol!
I don't do the new year feel good crap either. Your style is much more fun.Happy new year!
Grumpy Cat seems to be a fave with folks! (Though the T-Rex, I think, is mine.) :-)
Yeah, this about sums it up.I've decided to make completely unrealistic expectations for my resolutions. I resolve to grow 10 inches, lose 10 pounds, and rewind my age by 25 years. I will then apply for a job as a supermodel because I hear it pays well. After making millions, I'll retire and write.
A fine plan. Also; if you actually found a way to grow taller, I'd be delighted to hear it. :-)
Oh my goodness- that T-Rex almost killed me! ROFL!Ah-hem. Here's hoping that 2014 brings some good surprises your way, even without resolutions!
Just what I needed! I knew I could count on you!! LOL!
#3 and #4. Mostly #3.
Thanks for visiting, folks! :-)
LOL! If you're happy and you know it... Whew! That was amazing. I'm reminded of Meet the Robinsons when the mad scientist hi-jacks the brain of a T-rex to catch protagonist, but the T-rex's little arm-lets are too short. Classic.
"Years" are artificial and arbitrary lengths of time chosen only because some small planet in a secluded part of one arm of one of billions of galaxies just happens to make a single revolution around its small star in that period of time. And the point at which the infinite strands of time can be defined as beginning a "new" one of these "years" is equally as arbitrary, and ultimately an incomplete view of reality -- it's just like that no-one can say which specific grain of sand defines where the water ends and the beach begins, right?So, yeah -- don't sweat it. Don't worry about having a "happy new year". Just enjoy each one of the breaths you're allowed to experience, one at a time as they happen. Because you have awesome breaths. So happy new breaths!
*LOL* Love this post! That cat at the top is how I've started my new year. "School has been canceled for the whole week?! NOOO!" The horror, the horror.
haha, noice. This was a fun read :)I like the one where the 2010 plans are still being worked on. :P
Lol, these are fantastic! I love the cat getting closer to death...
Loved the first one!
Ahahahha, very funny, all! Hey, Happy New Year to a fellow cynic. May it be a banner year anyway!
Thanks, all. As Chris eloquently put it, happy new breaths to all!
Faaaaaaaantastic! Happy Drunken New Year!
Greetings human, Mina,Yes and yay, it's me, Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! I shine a glowing doggy light your way. Yes, all interesting fun. I note more cats. I'm going through cat hell. Some joker humans sent me a cat calendar. Shall be disposed of.Have an awesome 2014. Wake me up in time for 2015. Thank you.Pawsitive wishes,Penny :)
It's best to be desensitized to the Enemy, dear Penny. Wishing you sweet dreams in 2014!
LOL, you know I'm a cynic at heart, but I strive against it daily! Thank you for giving me a few minutes to just be me! Okay, mask back in place - off to visit the positive blog posts, but I'll be sneaking back here often! :)
That last one killed me. Too funny. Thanks! I needed that! :)
C'mon, post a comment. All the cool kids do.