Friday, June 7, 2013

Vladimir Putin is Now Russia's Hottest Bachelor!!!

Vladimir Putin and his wife are divorcing! Yes, the man will soon be a free agent!

Well, HOT DAMN!!!*

UH...I MEAN, divorce is never easy, whether you're doing the leaving or being left, what with all the messy emotions and whatnot. And Putin's a sensitive fella, you know...


So, as one who's seen more than her fair share of heartache, I'm more than willing to help him put things in...perspective.

"Why Putin?" you may ask.

Here's why:










Also, he's super romantical...





W00F!


And I don't think I've mentioned this before, but The Kid's due to fly out to Mother Russia next week for a month-long language immersion course, run by his college. It almost seems like kismet, doesn't it? All I've got to do is use my womanly wiles and my way with words to pen Putin a love note that's sure to capture his attention. On his layover in Moscow, Balthy just has to pop by the Kremlin, slip Vlad the note, and soon he'll be saying:



Yes. Of course. This was our destiny. It always has been.

I can't front, though: I'm a little nervous. I mean, that much awesome in just one dude...well, it's been a while since I've had the chance to play with fire. And yet...

...and yet...



::swoons::





*But seriously folks: whatever you may (legitimately) say about the man, Putin's HAWT.

37 comments:

  1. Those memes are a riot! So I'm not clear...do you or don't you have a crush on Vlad?

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    1. What, I'm being too subtle??? ;-) I can't deny there's a certain something about him that appeals...

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  2. He is certainly a hottie...But, I think his domineering and clearly misogynistic nature makes him un-sexy. With an attitude like that, he strikes me as a bitch slapper and a cheater.

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    1. Shhhh, you're denting my delusions, and they're all I've got. :-P

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    2. Sorry! I do unfortunately wield a 500 lb reality hammer. LOL

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    3. You're like the Mighty Thor (Thorina?) of the Blogosphere! ;-) ((((((((((Melissa))))))))))

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  3. I was thinking the same thing as Melissa, so here's how you handle that: just a wild fling, nothing long term. You do the using & you do the dumping. Simple, nyet? ;)

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    1. Well, that's generally not my style, but I know how to hasten a break - start talking commitment and kids and dudes start running, da? :-)

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  4. Isn't he cold, taking his shirt off all the time, in Russia? I may be getting far too practical in my old age!

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    1. In Soviet Russia, the cold feels YOU!

      Yeah, I know that's not quite how the joke works. :-D

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  5. I tell ya what. I've seen many a hot russian. Ay carajo...some of their men just blow my mind. But Putin is not one of them.

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    1. LOL. He is for some of us! Diff'rent strokes and whatnot. ;-)

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    1. Happy to be of service. ::bows:: :-)

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  7. Gotta say, these days if I see a sexy guy take off his shirt I just think, he's gonna expect me to pick that up and put it in the washing basket for him.

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  8. Another great post!!! Do you like vodka? :-)

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    1. I prefer rum but I can learn to adapt. :-)

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  9. Look at me, I'm on a horse, LOL. I can say with honesty that I've never thought of him in a sexual way. Those biceps are niiiice, though.

    Shannon at The Warrior Muse

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    1. See, he's getting under your skin, now, ain't he??? I bet it was the shades that did it, right? Riiiiiiight????????? ;-)

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    1. Well, yeah, 'cause you've got Hollande. :-P

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  11. I'm with the others who never THOUGHT of him that way - but now that you've laid him out this way, all muscly and shirtless and on horses and stuff, I can totally see it :D

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    1. Dude, that wifebeater pic's hypnotic!!! :-D

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  12. Wow...just wow! Fate indeed! You must be pushing google translator to the max. Now you've just left the rest of us wondering who the SECOND hottest bachelor in Russia is!

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    1. ROTFL! 'Tis a mystery, indeed! :-D

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  13. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It certainly is your destiny!!

    Hugs!

    Valerie

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    1. I knew *you* would understand, Valerie. ::high fives::

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  14. you worry me greatly Mina - do you also have a thing for Genghis Khan, Vlad the Impailer and Joseph Stalin? - maybe those comparisons are a tad harsh on Mr. KGB but ya know :)

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    1. I don't typically like to kiss and tell, David...

      ;-)

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  15. Greetings human, Mina,

    Ah comrade, just when you wondered where that incredibly nice guy, Gary, was, you end up instead with a comment from Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

    I can't stay long because I'm Russian from one blog to another. I visualise you having the bestest darn love connection with Putin. Unless you are um 'Putin' us on!

    Pawsitive wishes,

    Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstarsky! :)

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    1. Thanks for dropping by, Penny - I appreciate that you're a busy doggie-woggie and all the difficulties of typing with paws, and whatnot. And thanks for your good wishes (Vlad will thank you too, once I get my hooks in him). ;-)

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  16. If this blog post doesn't get you a date, it might get a restraining order issued! :)

    I bet he has a doppelganger here in the states, would that work? Probably not, has to be the power behind the man that entices?

    Is there a Russian 'eharmony' dating site, you never know, he is free now!

    Go for it girl!

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    1. LOL, "restraining order" & Russian eHarmony!!! You slay me, Yolanda. :-D

      Power does entice, but it's also the aura, the mystique, a certain look of authority and complete self-mastery, as well as an ability to conquer ...those are things that call to me and which the dude's got in spades. So yes, I do find him attractive, but not really in any serious way. Probably. ;-)

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