This is not that time.
Instead, I'd like to share with you this (delightfully tongue-in-cheek) video, "How To Dance Goth," which will, by itself, give you a taste of what today's Goth is like. Sort of.
Prendre plaisir! (Enjoy!)
PS: If any of you are wondering, Balthazar arrived safely in Russia and, last I read, was having a fabulous time.