*Um...it's sorta phallic shaped. Kinda.
Y U SO SEX-AY?
Remember the fella who did a study and determined that the scent of licorice increases the flow of blood to chicks' genitals? Apparently, the scent of vanilla does the same for "mature men," by which I believe is meant older men, as I've yet to meet a mature one. (I kid, I kid.)
(Oh, c'mon, it was a joke; back off, already. Sheesh.)
(Besides which, I'm the least mature of any creature living.)
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