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Y U SO SEX-AY?
In part, it's one of those, "Well, it looks like girly-bits, so that's hawt!" kinda things (like it was with figs, a few letters back). Also, oysters are high in zinc, AND contain stuff which stimulates release of testosterone, which is good for fellas' abilities to...um. Well, you know.
Hey, man—I didn't make this shizz up, I'm just reporting it.
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